FAQ

Your resource for the most commonly asked questions.

Q: Who runs this blog?

A: Me, Dr. Matt. Although I usually get input from friends on what to write about.

Q: Why are you such a judgmental asshole?

A: I'm not. The writing just comes out that way.

Q: Do you advocate the use of Cannabis?

A: No. I smoke it. But too many shitheads do too and they ruin it for everyone.

Q: Do you only listen to Heavy Metal?

A: No. I enjoy world music, jazz, ambient, psychedelic, and Seal.

Q: My sex life sucks. What should I do?

A: Do what the cavemen did. Jack-off.

Q: I find your blog offensive.

A: Go fuck yourself.

Q: I don't appreciate the foul language. You know that kids use this site too right?

A: Fuck, shit, piss, ass, bitch. I hope kids see this page, they can learn a thing or two.

Q: You're immature.

A: Why don't you go on christianmingle.com or something? Find someone who is into stupidity and abstinence.

Q: Do you hate the human race?

A: I don't hate anything. I have strong dislikes for things. But as far as the human race goes, no. I just think we are shitheads, myself included.

Q: Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they STINK!

A: Everyone has sex organs but not everyone uses them.

Q: JESUS IS LORD!

A: Jesus is dead.

Q: Are you really a Doctor?

A: Yes. A doctor of bullshit.